it's not difficult to make a woman happy

t’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

  • 1. a friend
  • 2. a companion
  • 3. a lover
  • 4. a brother
  • 5. a father
  • 6. a master
  • 7. a chef
  • 8. an electrician
  • 9. a carpenter
  • 10. a plumber
  • 11. a mechanic
  • 12. a decorator
  • 13. a stylist
  • 14. a sexologist
  • 15. a gynecologist
  • 16. a psychologist
  • 17. a pest exterminator
  • 18. a psychiatrist
  • 19. a healer
  • 20. a good listener
  • 21. an organizer
  • 22. a good father
  • 23. very clean
  • 24. sympathetic
  • 25. athletic
  • 26. warm
  • 27. attentive
  • 28. gallant
  • 29. intelligent
  • 30. funny
  • 31. creative
  • 32. tender
  • 33. strong
  • 34. understanding
  • 35. tolerant
  • 36. prudent
  • 37. ambitious
  • 38. capable
  • 39. courageous
  • 40. determined!
  • 41. true
  • 42. dependable
  • 43. passionate
  • 44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  • 45. give her compliments regularly
  • 46. love shopping
  • 47. be honest
  • 48. be very rich
  • 49. not stress her out
  • 50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  • 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  • 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  • 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  • 54. Never to forget:
  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes

Tidak Semua cowok seperti Dedy Cobuzer.
Jadi jangan harap kami bisa membaca isi pikiranmu disaat kamu manyun tanpa suara. Apa susahnya sih bilang : “Aku Laper, Aku minta dibeliin pakaian, Tolong Rayu Aku…!!”

Menangis merupakan suatu pemerasan.
Lebih baik kami mendengar suara petir, guntur, bom meledak daripada suara tangisanmu yang membuat kami tidak bisa berbuat apa2.

lol, edan wae, tapi tetep curhat……..

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7 thoughts on “it's not difficult to make a woman happy”

  1. wakakakakakakakakaka sensinya lakilaki jga membuat bingung para wanita.tiba2 diem langsung cabut…wedew.(biar terlihat bijak)..knpa gak bilng woi sy sibuk sekrng,sy lagi mens dapet tadi siang,atau sy gak bisa diet hri ini?selalu saja….. wakakakakakkakakakaka

  2. hadew..listnya oakeh tenan..
    tapi apa segitunya cewek yak?
    perasaan ndak semua de mas..
    tapi kadang pria lebih geje lagi..alias gag jelas..
    lebih suka diam sok cool dan menunggu kami merengek2 untuk minta pejelasan..
    “knapa cih tiba2 kok diem?”
    “aku slah apa?”
    “kamu kenapa cih?”
    mentok2nya jawabane,”ra popo..”
    fieuh..gondok pisan euy..

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